onsdag 27. august 2008

Tractors

Tractors don't look like pencil sharpeners.


A tractor is a vehicle specifically designed to deliver a high tractive effort at slow speeds, for the purposes of hauling a trailer or machinery used in agriculture or construction. Did you know this? Some people know this, but they probably live inside a ball of hay.

There is one thing I've always wanted to do. And by always, I mean ten minutes. I really want to make a tractor that runs on two wheels. Just think about it; It's got just as much power, but half the thickness of a normal tractor. You would be able to race through narrow alleyways, race through even narrower alleyways, and, perhaps most awesomely, race through alleyways that are really really narrow.

The fact that a tractor built like this would totally suck ass, is simply not important.

No wait, it's important.

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